Hansel and Gretel were walking through the forest in search of some food, when they came across a big gingerbread house in the forest. Graciously, a witch invited them into her house. With their bellies empty, they figured "What's the worst that can happen?" The witch stealthily put knock-out potion in Hansel's french fries and Gretel's sugar cookie. With them out of the way, she put them into bondage. The witch thought she had it in the bag, and so did Rick James (aka Dave Chapelle). The witch was merely a puppet, as the over lord Rick James was ready for his sacrifices. Meanwhile in Detroit, Danny Brown senses something wrong. "My Bruiser senses are TINGLING." He then flew to the forest, kicked Rick James in the face, ultimately draining his power. The witch then started melting and Danny Brown untied Hansel and Gretel, saving the day. Hansel ended up changing his name to Earl Sweatshirt and later moved to Samoa, while Gretel took over the gingerbread house and moved in with Danny Brown. They all lived happily ever after. The End.
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